uberchain:

andersam5:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

I would pay Valve so much money for a game with this

Hire him for the next Portal fangame that gets greenlit. Somebody fund this.

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Anonymous said: 33. 40. 57.

33. Choose East Coast or West Coast?

East Coast all the way

40. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Yes and yes

57. How many relationships have you had?

Actual, official relationships? 1. Unofficial romantic attachments? About 4

daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN

More proof that very few tumblr users have ever had sex in their lives.

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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puking-ferrets:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

puking-ferrets:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

puking-ferrets:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

Been hearing lots of rumors about a Nat/Banner relationship of sorts in Age of Ultron. I gotta say, I’m very curious about this. If anything just to shut up everyone who won’t stop talking about BW/Hawkeye. Can we just get a trailer already?

WOW NO FUCK THAT SCIENCE BROS FOR LIFE

No realtalk though that’s what a lot of the supposed spoilers are saying. If that’s the truth, I’m not gonna be super upset. Besides, Stark is gonna be too busy being all angsty and shit on account of creating a genocidal AI bent on world domination and mankind’s extinction.

Wow fuck that….again. Bruce don’t got no time to be hooking up with bitchface over there. Their characters being ‘involved’ with each other makes no fucking sense to me just simply taking into mind their characters from the comics, let alone how their interactions were in the first Avengers. Age of Ultron is a whole new movie to put in shit like that I GUESS, but please for the love of god I hope not.

I should specify, I don’t know the extent to which their relationship goes, the potential spoilers just said that she’s got a bit of a thing for Banner. Never said if it was reciprocated. Then again it also said something about Steve having a moment with Maria Hill, which I find kinda weird given the implications of him and Sharon Carter in Winter Soldier.

Lol its nice to know that Nat has hots for guys who can beat the shit out of her.
I honestly hope that if those rumors are true, Bruce doesn’t return these…..feels. Cause that would make me super upset.
And with Steve its like….he’s cap mericu don’t really phase me much cause I don’t know a LOT about his character, I just know enough to understand who he is.

Personally all the relationship shit doesn’t really bother me all that much. Just as long as one of the Avengers dies as promised, and Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch have their weird, quasi-incestuous relationship.

Also as long as Wanda and Vision have their actual relationship, or at least hints toward it.

puking-ferrets:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

puking-ferrets:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

Been hearing lots of rumors about a Nat/Banner relationship of sorts in Age of Ultron. I gotta say, I’m very curious about this. If anything just to shut up everyone who won’t stop talking about BW/Hawkeye. Can we just get a trailer already?

WOW NO FUCK THAT SCIENCE BROS FOR LIFE

No realtalk though that’s what a lot of the supposed spoilers are saying. If that’s the truth, I’m not gonna be super upset. Besides, Stark is gonna be too busy being all angsty and shit on account of creating a genocidal AI bent on world domination and mankind’s extinction.

Wow fuck that….again. Bruce don’t got no time to be hooking up with bitchface over there. Their characters being ‘involved’ with each other makes no fucking sense to me just simply taking into mind their characters from the comics, let alone how their interactions were in the first Avengers. Age of Ultron is a whole new movie to put in shit like that I GUESS, but please for the love of god I hope not.

I should specify, I don’t know the extent to which their relationship goes, the potential spoilers just said that she’s got a bit of a thing for Banner. Never said if it was reciprocated. Then again it also said something about Steve having a moment with Maria Hill, which I find kinda weird given the implications of him and Sharon Carter in Winter Soldier.

puking-ferrets:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

Been hearing lots of rumors about a Nat/Banner relationship of sorts in Age of Ultron. I gotta say, I’m very curious about this. If anything just to shut up everyone who won’t stop talking about BW/Hawkeye. Can we just get a trailer already?

WOW NO FUCK THAT SCIENCE BROS FOR LIFE

No realtalk though that’s what a lot of the supposed spoilers are saying. If that’s the truth, I’m not gonna be super upset. Besides, Stark is gonna be too busy being all angsty and shit on account of creating a genocidal AI bent on world domination and mankind’s extinction.

Been hearing lots of rumors about a Nat/Banner relationship of sorts in Age of Ultron. I gotta say, I’m very curious about this. If anything just to shut up everyone who won’t stop talking about BW/Hawkeye. Can we just get a trailer already?